"Erm, iz dis where I sign up for da Brunchmunchers?"
"Yes it iz. Why do you think ya got what it takez? We'z not in the habit of takin juz anyonez." Replied the talent scout.
"Iz Killy Yeallatit. I be needing money to support my artz."
"Whatz Ya Art being?"
"Easier to show than tellz. stand back pleaze"

With that Killy moved to the centre of the pitch, pulled on a tattered leotard and began to dance. ten minutes laterhe sat back down in front of the stunned looking talent scout.

"Az you can see. Iz Orc Ball-e Danzer."
"Really?"
"Yez. Me need money, very hard to find sponzership for Orcish Ball-e Danzer. Iz get through Ball-e shoes like no tommorow."
"I find itz hard to beleive that youze get much employment. you notz the most agile of people"
"Thatz true. but me great at liftz. me once lifted partner into rafterz, very much saught after in some circlez."
"Well Killy, We'z may just have an opening for you."