Steve gained a reputation in his home land for being
quite handy with a javelin, sadly this tremendous skill
proved useless when the <font color="green">WWW's</font> were
attacked from behind by those no-good salty bandits so Steve
hung up his javelin and set about trying new ways to earn
a crust and contribute to the groups <font color="brown">F.F.A.R.T.</font>
and he struck upon the idea of using his ungainly stature
to wobble about on blades attached to his feet while trying
to dance to music on ice!!! 3 words will suffice...
Brontosaur meets bambi