Harriet was promised to wed the heir of a rich and big-name family in Dark Elf sociecty before he was even born. Unfortunately the heir was male and Harriet, once born, didn't turn out to be the girl his parents expected. They killed the sorceress who'd foretold them, they'd get a female child, and dressed up Harriet in her clothing. Unfortunately, again, it didn't fool anyone besides Harriet, who to this day believes he is in fact one of the three Witch Elves allowed on a Dark Elf Bloodbowl team.

Saved the evening against the Chaos Engine when he cut down The Darkness That Lurks Near The Endzone Ready To Score as a unskilled newbie all by himself. Earned him or herself the nickname "Heroic Harriet".