The parantage of Bubba 'Moose' Boarhead-Loman-Mitzer is somewhat of a mystery. It is unclear exactly who his mother is due to the poor penmanship on his Xeroxed birth certificate. Moose, passed around between several sisters at an early age, the family just plumb forgot who he belonged to. The father is listed as 'Alien' on the birth certificate. 'That we are sure of' says second cousin once removed and fellow teammate Daryle Marie Ann Loveland-Norhouse-Mitzer, 'his conception was definately the result of an alien abduction.'