Braaaains is above the petty matters of handling balls and running around. He exists to inspire the team with his presence and has no need for "Star Player Points" or what have you. For twelve games he maintained the perfect record of zero SPP.

Seeing his employees' boundless enthusiasm however, he smiled upon them with an encouraging gesture in the <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2607929">thirteenth</a>. In a graceful demonstration of the Zombie Condition, he leaned forth and bit the head off of <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5380021">one of his opponents</a>, killing it instantly. Staying true to his principles of being a Beacon of Leadership rather than a doer of the dirty work, the snotling was left intact enough to regenerate.