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[X2] Darwinians
Aleobiga "The Brave"
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Tribal clashes are common in Northern Ghana, and people often resort to witchcraft with the hope of becoming invulnerable to weapons. For example, Aleobiga, 23, and fifteen fellow believers who purchased a "magical" potion to render them invincible to bullets.
After smearing the magical lotion over their bodies for two weeks, Aleobiga volunteered to test the spell. He stood in a clearing while his friends raised their weapons, aimed, fired...
You'd think he would have tested the spell on a non-essential body part first. Aleobiga is now roaming the Great Savannah in the sky, and the jujuman who supplied the defective magic was beaten for his failure.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2004-02-20
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-03-03
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-03-05
1
-
-
-
-
1