* Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!

Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you ****ing ***!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: ***?
Kyle: No he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school you ****ing fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the **** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said **** agian!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) ****.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. ****, ****ity, **** **** ****.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counsler?!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Class: (gasp)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what i said was... (clears throats) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: Holy shit, dude.