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Elbereth
#2
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
135
B
14
P
60
F
1
G
16
Cp
11
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
26
XPP
0
SPP
26
Injuries
d
Skills
Pass
Accurate
Safe Throw
Has the distinction of having a spot always at the back when the drive begins, which usually means he gets a good prime time view of the enemy blitz taking the ball right out from under his ponderous brained nose. An opposing kicking team can be past the bemused Elbereth and onto the Casuals touchline before this vapid moron is even aware of whats going on.
Then its up to him to try, pointlessly, to stop the enemy 'defenders' from scoring, whereupon he usually manages to trip over his own feet and seal the matter once and for all.
His teammates are convinced that Elbereth must be aware of a secret stash of herb back in the forests of Athel Loren, which would explain why he's in a permanent daze, but even as slow witted as he is he's not stupid enough to tell them where it is, to their consternation.
Then its up to him to try, pointlessly, to stop the enemy 'defenders' from scoring, whereupon he usually manages to trip over his own feet and seal the matter once and for all.
His teammates are convinced that Elbereth must be aware of a secret stash of herb back in the forests of Athel Loren, which would explain why he's in a permanent daze, but even as slow witted as he is he's not stupid enough to tell them where it is, to their consternation.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-04-18
1
-
-
-
1
6
2008-04-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-18
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-04-18
1
-
-
-
1
6
2008-04-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-20
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-04-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-04-20
2
-
-
-
-
2
2008-04-21
1
-
-
-
-
1