After a nasty injury, Lorindale has worked out how to play Blood Bowl in a manner least hazardous to his health. He endeavours to make sure that if blocked by anybody bigger than a Snotling, he falls over in as convincing a manner as possible. Once lying on the ground, he feigns unconsciousness until taken off the field.

When off the field he can usually be seen hanging around with the fans and drinking elven wine, at least until Blitz shows up after the next touchdown, when he suddenly goes back to unconsciousness again with finely honed deceptive skill - indeed, the only finely honed skill Lorindale has ever demonstrated.