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Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Fump is the most expensive signing in the club's history. He was lured to the club for the promise of eight turnips and a shed to call his own. However it is the ongoing cost of stable fees, cauldrons of donkey stew, and anchor chain jewellery that truly set him apart as a top-earner. Failiure to meet Fump's demands led to the now infamous "Bloody Sulk-Day" of lower Marienburg.