Poor old Jennifer. The Victorian Lady picked up by the crew in The Pirates! in an Adventure with Scientists and who was supposed to go on a date with the pirate with a scarf on a week Saturday, was felled by a rather Brutish attack against fellow Orc opposition and has since ceased to be. Not even the hefty Orc disguise with extra padding could protect her supple neck from a brutal clothesline. The rest of the Pirate! crew have been trying their best not to cry about the death (they've all been getting things in their eye of late) and the Pirate Captain has locked himself in his office where he's been writing poetry for the last week.

A sad, sad, day!