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Tetanus has scored every touchdown that Skivvers have had in their first four games. Also they lost their first four games. Maybe they'd have won a couple if he didn't fall over his own feet quite so much!
The Skivers' fifth game was the last for Tetanus. He burned through all the team's first half rerolls going for it and failing. Then he had to go for it to score and put the Skivvers 2-0 up, but he fell over and stunned himself, letting the norse get the ball back and eventually score. Then he fell over and niggled himself, but the apothecary saved him. Then, a bit later he fell over again, this time trying to make an easy dodge, and killed himself. Presumably from embarrassment. With him out of the game there was no chance for a last turn touch down, and the Skivvers lost 2-1. Perhaps with unlucky Tetanus out of the squad the Skivvers have a chance!