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Did you know? Up until now, 1501011 players have died on the pitch.
Tipi has long been considered a useless git. However, the commentators seem to love him for his steadfast tactical advice to the other players, such as "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON'T BITE HIM!" and "DODGE, YOU IDIOT! DODGE!". A bit of a rising star, he has yet to accomplish anything significant beyond shouting at the other players.
...and he didn't. He met his end being eaten by a troll.