<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta I - Da Forewurdz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>

Yoors trooly wuzn't alwayz da assistin' coach uv da Woot Elves. Orion King uv da Woots, dats wut da name da coach assijned ta yoors trooly, an' da jersey numba wun! Gorbad iz da real name, an' yoors trooly got bashed real 'ard an' wuz da ferst playa uv da Woot Elves ta git retriud! Itz wassa ogre wot did it, 'course it was, nuttin' but da ogre cud uv dun it. Da coach made da desishun ta retia yoors trooly offa da team coz as da coach sayz ta all uv da ladz after da game: "WAAAAGH!!!" an' da coach got it rite if yer ask yoors trooly. Da ladz won da game an' I wuz prawd ta be part uv it. Orks luv to bash an' when yoo bash yoo get bashed rite bak. Gorbad iz no longa fit fer bashin' an' dats dat. So now Gorbad is da assistant coach an' writez dawn all da good coachin' tips wut da coach has.