Fouled by the normally placid Ole "Gunner Get ya' Solkjaer, this heroic and noble Wood Elf has joined the ranks of the most decorated and fantastic team of all! Heard before the game he 'transferred' during, he was said to say" i wish i could play for such a evil and depraved team like Monch-chester United.... maybe after my trip north to 'scout' the lands of our evil (but fantastic) brethren!".