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Elephant Man
#9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
13
B
82
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
PART VII
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
DEATH
Distraught Male Voice: I just can't go on. I'm not good any more,
goodbye... goodbye... aaaargh!... Aaaargh!
[A leaf falls to the ground.]
Distraught Female Voice: Oh my God! What'll I do!? I can't live
without him... I... aaaargh!
[Another leaf falls.]
Distraught Children's Voices: Mummy... Mummy... Mummy... Daddy...
[Two more leaves fall.]
More Distraught Voices: Oh no! Aaaargh!
[All the remaining leaves fall with one accord.]
This man is about to die. In a few moments now he will be killed.
For Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to
choose the manner of his own execution.
Governor: Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett, you have
been convicted by twelve good persons and true, of the crime
of first degree making of gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving
picture.
Padre: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-07-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2008-08-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-08-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-09-06
-
-
-
1
-
2