Current known conditons:

- Drinks about 26 liters of bloodweiser before every game (although he really prefers Belgian beer, whatever that is?)

- Smokes weird herbish cigarettes. Usually ends up in picking flowers on the pitch when it happens ingame, unless half the team assits in kicking him firmly in the butt to remind him of his tasks.

- Likes to play halflings for the reason stated directly above, even though we don't really get the connection...

- Has the 'mighty blow' skill, but this is just a statistic. Facts tend to prove the opposite. Unfortunately 'peaceful pat' is not considered an official LRB4 skill.

- Has recently extended his vocabulary to 3 full scentences and more (see the part about the goblin)
-> "Irz needz sumfin to drink!"
-> "Stop Bogarding that Joont duude"
-> "Whuzza is the direction we'z playin' in?"

- Now more or less understands "JAMES FOR BLEEPS SAKE, HIT SOMETHING!". The action plan now consists of getting him to hit the right stuff.

- Tends to hug teammates and opponents all the time.

- Seems to have developed a certain affection for the team's goblin: Leper Goblin. So far, every TTM attempt has worked miraculously. The two have been spotted at training, staring in each others eyes for hours, sometimes tickling each other and laughing about something really funny (we don't understand Troll or Goblin humor, sorry). James is currently upholding a very protective attitude towards the little fella. Furthermore, any silly jokes like roasting the little Gobo above a fire after training by the rest of the team have come to an abrupt end ever since James firmly stated his point of view about that, by grabbing half the team by their feet, holding them above a very deep chasm and lecturing them about 'buggering them little an' defensless ones'. Suprisingly, this lecture exceeded his current known vocabulary by about 8000%
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TTM Attempts: 6
Accurate successes: 1
Inaccurate Successes: 2
Failures: 3
Horrible failures (involving goblin injuries or worse): 0

Attempts to eat goblins: 1
Succes: 0
Failure: 1