Ivan the Impregnable has survived many headlong charges from the biggest big guys and still lives to tell the tale. Once, he even managed to emerge unscathed when a dwarf lobbed a grenade his way. His adversaries thinks he has been bestowed the fabled Chaos Armour and thus, is able to shrug off even the mightiest of blows. This is of course just loony talk. Before every game, Ivan, with the help of his buddy Sifas, stuffs his suit of armour with padding so thick he needs to put on armour twice his size. The extra material lends him a girth so wide he appears as one of the bloated devotees of Nurgle. Because of this, opponents tend to steer clear of Ivan not because of their dread of coming up against a brick wall but rather, out of fear of contracting some deadly disease.