"Who's captain? Yes - me! <i>I'm</i> captain, and so is my wife, Emperor bless her soul."

Baron von Drakenmoor: the legendary (in his own mind, at least) founder of the Drakenmoor Darknights.

Sadly, while his enthusiasm is boundless, his skills on the field are less complete, and he has yet to complete a single pass ina competitive game. He is quite happy to take out the frustration that this causes on members of the opposition.