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Þrír
#12
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
Skills
Block
Pass Block
Side Step
Þrír is one of orkaForka!'s oldest active player.
As a result of going through a succesful marriage while managing the midlife crisis WITHOUT buying a convertable, Þrír has taken up dancing classes with his wife.
This has proved to be quite effective for him on the field, since he can dance around block after block as if he were an Elf.
(But being old and having what is known as experience coupled with many blows to the head he knows how to counteract the stupid remarks his mates would otherwise throw at him for that elf behavoir by manly bashing them with towels in the shower and keeping Fluffy on his side by feeding him the occasional goblin.)
As a result of going through a succesful marriage while managing the midlife crisis WITHOUT buying a convertable, Þrír has taken up dancing classes with his wife.
This has proved to be quite effective for him on the field, since he can dance around block after block as if he were an Elf.
(But being old and having what is known as experience coupled with many blows to the head he knows how to counteract the stupid remarks his mates would otherwise throw at him for that elf behavoir by manly bashing them with towels in the shower and keeping Fluffy on his side by feeding him the occasional goblin.)
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-01-23
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-24
-
1
-
1
-
5
2004-01-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-01-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-03-19
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-04-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2004-05-01
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-05-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2005-04-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2005-04-23
-
-
-
1
-
2