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[X] Lothi Put The Kettle On
Lothi
#13
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
54
B
23
P
5
F
0
G
11
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
-st
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
Dauntless
Indeed, this is the same Lothi the team is named after. She was previously the team tea maker, but got fed up with making a brew before a match, at half time, after a match and at any other time the team deemed it time for a cuppa. Which was pretty much all the time. Things came to a head after one match when Colin Do'Ilden had the gall to suggest his tea wasn't strong enough. A rather stressed Lothi snapped, hit Colin with the kettle, shouted "nobody criticises my tea-making ability" and showed all the prowess of a top notch Blood Bowl player as she kicked him while he was down on the floor holding his face. Colin's never complained about his tea again, and the coach immediately added Lothi to the roster.

Alas, whilst a telling acquisition for her first seven games, including a couple of pleasing crowd pushes into The Kettlers fans, Lothi's body has already felt the pains of Blood Bowl which even her immense tea drinking ability has been unable to heal from sufficiently (Damn ageing roll)! Her strength has much relented (much to Colin's delight) and after a few games where she came on as a reserve and found the high impact pace too much for her natural flair the coach had to sadly relinquish her services from the team. She now ably assists as a coach - there's no way she was going to go back to her previous tea duties!

Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-10-18
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-10-18
1
1
-
-
-
4
2008-12-07
1
-
-
-
-
1