Boffer Ballyhoo was a halfling who, before being a Blood Bowl player, survived by dancing at the end of a length of chain for an ogre organ grinder. A prisoner against his will, he somehow escaped and managed to show up in the lineup of Spork Attack. While he doesn't talk about his escape from the ogre, what details have been gleaned are that it involved ogre snot, a banana peel, and him losing roughly ten pounds in a matter of hours....

While not a particularly shining star on the Spork Attack lineup, Boffer insists that the rest of the team held him back. Because of this, he posted statistics that were less than stellar on the field for the whole two games he played in. After playing in the <A href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=220653" target="_blank">very first Spork Attack game</A>, which was against <A href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=50288" target="_blank">Grotz' Gitz</A>, Boffer suffered a smashed ankle which never seemed to heal correctly even after the apothecary set it. Not seeing himself as ever able to perform in top form again, he decided to take a very earlier retirement, trading a spot on the line for one on the sidelines. Having taken a job as an assistant coach for Spork Attack, he is determined to "teach everything I know" to the players so that he can prove once and for all that there is still some talent even in this lame halfling!

<TABLE border="1"><TR><TD colspan="2" align="center" valign="top"># Yards</TD><TD colspan="2" align="center" valign="top">#</TD></TR><TR><TD align="center" valign="top">PASS</TD><TD align="center" valign="top">RUSH</TD>
<TD align="center" valign="top">BLOCKS</TD><TD align="center" valign="top">FOULS</TD></TR><TR><TD align="center" valign="top">0</TD><TD align="center" valign="top">0</TD><TD align="center" valign="top">1</TD><TD align="center" valign="top">0</TD></TR></TABLE>