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Did you know? Up until now, 1501214 players have died on the pitch.
Attaining his Captain's chair through bribery and prostituion, Dung Luva is a poor leader and an even poorer player. The only thing that keeps him on the team is his jealousy for Merk and his vast Dung fortune.
It seems whenever D.Luva sets Merk up for a bloddy fall he comes out the other side with a cheer and a "You Go LAD!" from the rest of the team.
Still......D.Luva knows he will only stay as long as Merk still lives.....which.....will most likely not be very long time since Gobbo'z go squish at least 3 times a game.