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No one's really sure where Michael came from. Not many can begin to pin his frankly stupid accent down. All that's known about him is his complete lack of interest of anything other than the ball. He frequently runs through 3 linemen to grab a ball with no thought of personal safety. Frances and Charles often have to physically redirect him into the path of something else when they need to. Apothecaries still aren't really sure what's wrong with him, and no one really wants to get close to him to find out, due to his manic ball-deprivation-induced rages.