Michael Kevins, aka "Chop Chop" is a notorious serial killer that stacked up 8 bodies before he was caught, all neatly dismembered by a meat cleaver. Kevins applied to the team the same day he was put in D-Block, but beauraucratic decisions halted his inclusion into the team until late in the team's career.

Michael Kevins joined the Bashers for the final of the Penal League Play Off II. The suggestion to include him into the team was a controversial one, because of the nature of his crimes, but the Blood Bowl commission decided to let him apply.

Kevins is not a very pleasant character and is a lone wolf in the team, keeping to himself and rarely speaking to anyone.