Obituary

Benedict I (called Bonosus by the Greek) was a very short lived pope, at least as a blood bowl player. He died on turn 1 of the very first game of the Pope Benedicts, never even getting the chance to move, throw a block or blitz. He won't be particularly sorely missed. To quote the apothecary who wouldn't even consider trying to save him: "If you're dumb enough to die before you can even blink an eye, you probably had it coming."