Have you heard of the one they call Burly J'Orgs,
Born second to his only rival,
His mother strained her brain,
to think of a name,
and after one glance,
into the old ogres trance,
she knew the large baby could only be,
named after her first born son, Burley.

Out of the womb with a kick and a shout,
Burly exclaimed, "Wow, big world, let me the F*# OUT."
He bulldozed and pushed,
and maimed and he gushed,
until one day he viewed with his eyes,
to him, a no greater surprise,
but another large creature who loved to mangle and beat,
his older brother Burley, whom Burly then attempted to eat.

He chewed on his arm, whilst his leg got bitten,
and both ogres appeared to be quit smitten,
they licked and they munched,
each other they punched,
until they had knocked themselves out
and blood had started to spout
thus it is because of their revival
that Burly began his lust for the blood of his life long pal, and forever Rival.