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<b><i>"Get back, yer b@st&rd, I'll break yer legs"</b></i>
Supposed ‘hard man’ with a hinted-at history of military service, Max is the older, apparently sensible half of The Phoenix’s door staff.
Initially only taken on to work Talent Trek ’92 at the old Neptune club, he now spends his days buying questionable products from TV Channel Armchair Super Store, and his evenings eating chips and passing on words of wisdom to his sex-mad younger colleague, Paddy.