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After dating the Chicago Bares QB Sexy Rexy Grossman (and subsequently dumping his ass), Parsley started seeing Marcus Stroud, star Ogre of the BIlly Goats Gruff. The relationship has made an interesting twist for the future of the young Rosenfels. While access to Marcus' supply of bovine growth hormone has given her ripping biceps and longer, stronger legs... she can't quite straighten out her arms enough to pick up the ball... and she still has tiny hands!
... hopefully Bride Childress won't make her date a Halfling to make her hands sticky in an effort to hang onto the ball.