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Uruha, the ‘purple’ fraction of the deity, is a raging drunk. In his early years of godhood, he was recorded to have smashed, burned and sodomized every resident of Atlantis before it sank due to global warming. But all he actually ever destroyed was mankind’s hope to ever be more threatening than he is. This makes sense, because purple is a malevolent color by nature, and the purple fraction of the deity is the most violent and manipulative.