Having played in his local Chaos Dwarf anti-social league his whole life, Kubak, son of Ufak, had finally been noticed by selectors and found himself vying for a position on the Chaos Dwarf Hammers. Unfortunately, there were only two positions available and both his brother Schachthag and his son Auro were also up for selection. Naturally, Kubak plotted with his wife and son to poison his brother in order to expedite the selection process. They invited the entire family to a great chaotic feast and, while Kubak entertained his guests, his wife prepared the fatal portion that was to be served to his brother. Unfortunately for Kubak, his son, brother and wife had already plotted against him, along with his sister, mother, father, cousins, in-laws and dentist.

When asked to comment on why he had poisoned his own brother Schachthag had this to say: "Well, he always was kind of a prick". When questioned about why he had killed his own father Auro, more pertinently, said, "Well, we always were kind of pricks."