When Mr. and Mrs. Yidayion Polymer Xentaurus died in a horrible 17 chariot/Centaur pile-up while joy-riding down the Middenheim By-pass, Coach Nigglefish instantly sent his cronies to collect the bodies. Unfortunately, the collision had been particularly violent and the hapless Centaurs had been caught in the middle. When the henchmen arrived, Centaur limbs and organs were scatter across the six-lane chariot-way, one chariot had caught fire, and neighborhood dogs were chewing on the bones.

They collected what they could and when they returned the various charred and chewed bones to Nigglefish it was all he could do to assemble one human-sized skeleton.