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[X2] A Death In The Family
Drunkenbrawl Missingteeth
#10
Skeleton
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
n
Skills
Regenerate
Drunkenbrawl was the violent twin brother of Ciggy Missingteeth of the mighty Bogan Burger. For some unknown reason Ciggy inherited the devout pacifism of their father while Drunkenbrawl was cursed with all the aggrivated hostility of their mother. While Ciggy has lived a long and toothless life with only sporatic bouts of lip, gum, throat and lung cancer, Drunkenbrawl was cut down in his prime by a scrapper Goblin with a switch-blade. It was hardly any surprise to his proud mother or grieving father, as Drunkenbrawl would hardly pass a night without getting off his face and starting a fight with some Goblin, Orc, Troll or lamp-post. He died with a toothless grin on his face and a shiv in his side.

Since his resurrection Drunkenbrawl has been dismayed to discover that alcohol no longer has any effect. This has done nothing for his mood and only increased his aggressive tendencies. He enjoys nothing better than sledging opponents twice his size through his toothless grin, which is all the more impressive now that he is a skeleton.

Drunkenbrawl has been known to bring a pool cue onto the field, "for old time's sake."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-04-10
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