When the fairest BeerOclock bar-maid, Snow White, was poisoned by her wicked step-mother, Draughty, Bittery, Lagery, Stouty, Hopsy, Barley'y, Kegsy, Slabsy, Potsy, Pinty and Tallboy lay her body out lovingly in a glass coffin.
At the service, despite buying more rounds than they could count, Coach Nigglefish's under-cover henchmen were unable to pry the coffin's secret location from the mourning Dwarves. Finally, Nigglefish was forced to consulted his Magic Mirror: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, where lies the fairest bar-maid of them all?"
Without delay, Nigglefish and his Undead cronies set off to recover the body, but when they got to the crypt they found a satiated Ghoul, moaning with indigestion, sitting in a pile of glass shards and forcing the last fair morsel into its mouth. Coach Nigglefish looked to his henchmen, shrugged and offered it a contract.