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Darwin Award goes to
A Cushioned Blow
#12
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
51
P
0
F
1
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
Skills
Block
Stand Firm
Smoking kills... if you try hard enough. A 42 year old man was badly injured by his air mattress one morning. The previous night he had inflated the punctured mattress with a tyre repair spray which, like all solvent-based aerosols, is flammable. Furthermore, he did this while keeping the windows tightly closed in his loft apartment. The next morning, this airhead lit a smoke before he opened the valve to deflate the air mattress. The resulting explosion wrecked most of the furnishings, part of the roof, and blew a window from the wall. The damage was so severe that a structural engineer condemned the flat. Narrowly missing a "full-blown" Darwin Award, our hero was taken to a burn care unit, and managed to survive this incident.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-04-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-04-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-05-17
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-05-19
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-06-16
-
-
-
-
1
5