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[X2] A Death In The Family
Papa Ogrash
#13
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
39
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Block
When the dust cleared following the Night Time Nibblers' maiden game against the Tvarnholm Bearclaws, one Skaven was dead, another two were crippled, and the rest of the team were hanging their fury heads in shame. The four-zero decimation at the hands of Coach Twahn's rookie Norse team so shamed Coach XXCasXX that he immediately denied any association with the Nibblers. Tracked down in the chariot-park 15 minutes before the end of the match, XXCasXX, who was wearing dark glasses and a large Panama hat, said, "I don't know what you mean, I've never heard of that team. I wasn't even here. Who is XXCasXX, anyway?"

XXCasXX instantly signed up as the head coach of another Skaven team, the Nevermind Ratmen, and refuses to correspond with his previous players about when their next scheduled game might be or where the 70,000 from the team treasury might have gone.

The defeat also claimed the life of Papa Ogrash, the famous Rat Ogre Star Player of yesteryear. Rugged up in the Nibblers' colours, heavily medicated and breathing from a warp-gas ventilator, Papa Ogrash wheezed support for his grandson through the first half of the match. However, as the game progressed he became more and more agitated until, late in the second half, he lept from his wheel-chair and began a frenzied rampage through the stands yelling abuse at his grandson and the whole Nibblers' team. Commentating the game, Skritchie Benaud remarked, "It's enough to bring a tear to the whisker! The great Ogrash is back!" But he wasn't back for long. Having laid waste to half the members' stand, Papa Ogrash finally collapsed in a green cloud of warp-gas, clutching his failed heart.

The younger Ogrash felt no shame about the game at all. He had had a great day out bashing some humans and didn't understand what all the fuss was about. Neither did he feel any shame when, having been approached by Coach Nigglefish after the game, he sold his grandfather's corpse for 50 gold pieces and a cheese flavoured popsicle.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-05-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-05-28
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-08-04
-
-
-
1
-
2