Unlike his gifted and talented brethren, being true to his name, Bob the Completely Normal has absolutely no talents whatsoever. He is possibly the most normal and average goblin ever to grace the old world with his existence. He has the most common name, features, and the most common outlook on life that can be found amongst goblins. This can result in some serious confusion at post match celebrations where it can be ridiculously difficult to discern exactly which goblin, (of the many supporting crowd members that commonly invade the players' locker rooms) is in fact Bob the Completely Normal. No-one is entirely sure whether the team still has the original Bob the Completely Normal but taking into consideration his lack of talents this doesn't seem to matter.

On a side note no-one is entirely sure why it was that Bob the Completely Normal was accepted into the team in the first place, but this is most commonly attributed to Poogy's impatience to begin wreaking his righteous vengeance as soon as possible...