Causer of Minor Inconveniece is the only heretic of the team. Despite his constant assertions to the contrary, in secret he can be found drawing pentagrams and lighting those crazy little dribbly candles that you always see when any respectable evil worshipper goes about his work. The diety that he prays to is not Poogy's, but the lesser god of irritation; Jam Jar. It is not widely known but nevertheless true that Jam Jar is responsible for all forms of irk and frustration that plague the world, whether he is personally involved or not. It is also unknown to most that the containment device used for storing many popular flavours of toast/bread spreads bear the very name of this most evil and nefarious of beings. The common jam jar is often found confounding weak women, embarrassing strong men, and possessing an uncanny ability to slip from the fingers when the first attempt is made to open it. Each common jam jar's transparent, delicious, and innocent-looking exterior hides its numerous curses and enchantments, placed to achieve the effects that are so common, citizens don't even think to wonder why jars are truly so different from other household objects.

By devoting his life entirely to Jam Jar, "Causy", as he is known amongst friends has been blessed with superhuman/(supergoblin?) abilities. Abilities so terrifying that most do not even know that he possesses them. Abilities that enable him to sow the seeds of panic and confusion, nay medium amounts of frustration in the enemy! I dare not write of the evil deeds performed at half time, for fear of bringing attention to myself. Let it just be said that it is not unknown for goblin pee to be found in half time beverages, and fingernail clippings to be found in player's cleats. The wise would do well not to block him, lest they find themselves victims of his terrible work, and be mildly irate for the following drive.