Crazy-Horse has perfected the art of sitting; so much so he managed to gain an MVP despite doing nothing all game but sitting down.

Truly a craftsman.

Crazy-Horse has studied long and hard at the art of achieving nothing, while looking amazing doing it. Once again the judges (probably Halflings) were so impressed they awarded him MVP.

Now however the Coach has plans, Crazy-Horse has stolen MVP a number of times. Lets see how he does with stealing the ball...

The grandeur of two MVPs has caused Crazy-Horse to become delusional. In the last game of the Kitchen Cup League, despite standing at the back of the pitch for the entire game, insisting he was "defending" (whatever that means), Crazy-Horse once again was awarded the MVP. Serious enquiries have begun into whether the judges are necrophiliacs...

Crazy-Horse was almost seriously injured by Necromantic team Armies of the The Undeath Reborn Wight Ian Wight - thankfully his fractured arm instantly regenerated and he was saved!