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Captain of the Pseudopolis City Watch Thaddeus Kronberger is a man to fear. He is clever, quick witted, light on his feet and has a mean streak a mile wide due to losing his testes to a vampire hooker.
This also explains his xenophobic nature, although what he was doing with a vamp whore in the first place is something of a mystery to his men.
Ironballs regularly strikes terror into the hearts of his opponents by uttering his legendary warcry - "Etiam meus testis vado "gens!" Operor vos have a forsit per ut Sonny?"