Spewn forth from the putrid spawning pools of Ng'Ktarn into the torturous barbed embrace of the many-eyed painfiends.

Sold into slavery in the skull quarries and latched to the throne of Khorne as punishment for tardiness, there to be whipped without cease for a thousand years.

Drafted to the demon armies and mortally injured on the fields of Niflheim, salvaged and stitched back together by the apothecary for Brawl All Stars.

Battered and broken by a thousand matches, finally killed the Flesh Golem Erebus, but torn from the peaceful slumber of sweet death by Malefikaro Extrapolatus von SkaryMonk and forced to serve the Stahnsdorf Gallowgods for all eternity.

Yeah, it's been a rough couple of days for Pikachu...