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"Here's a secret: back-alley lucha libre wrestling in run-down bars a million miles from anything that doesn't make you cry pays very little.
I've been so hungry, I couldn't wait for the rocks to boil before I drank the soup. Then I was left with just the rocks. Then I ate them. Modular rock soup: not very delicious at all.
This one time, I took a tiny little bite out of my arm. I was pretty delicious!
Here's another secret: when someone dies, and noone cares about them, luckily, they get thrown in the trash. Dead people are food. Delicious food."