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"Gualterio's soul", after William Weston Patton:
Old Gualterio's soul has been damned all to hell,
Not a damn was given, save one complaint about the smell;
But while his life in the ring had not been that swell,
His corpse is marching on.
The swine was a bastard, unloved, cruel and mean,
In the ring, Gualterio lost every fight that was clean;
He was the lousiest wrestler you'd seen,
And his corpse is marching on.
A sharp knife in an alley became the end if him,
Too bad for him, he was found by a necromancer grim;
He was added to the Sugar Skulls on a whim,
But his corpse is marching on.