Another in the long line of normal humans that have come through the ranks of the Amazing Mediocres, Ted "Smalls" Cunningham needed a job to pay for his addiction to buying little snow globes from the many places he visits. It's a costly addiction, and Smalls needs the cash.

<b>[[Game 62]]</b>
Though it took five games, Smalls finally earned his first MVP trophy in a 2-1 victory over another human team. When asked what he's going to do now, Smalls replied he's going to pawn his MVP trophy and buy some snow globes.

<b>[[Game 64]]</b>
After completing a pass, Smalls got awarded some time with Juniper Owens to learn the finer parts of kicking other players while they are down.

<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
Smalls saw little of the pitch in a 2-1 victory today. After being knocked out for almost the entire first half, he saw one play in the second half before being kicked in the head and sent off the field once again.