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Elvis "Da King" Porcsley
#11
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
The mover and shaker of the team, currently negotiating a contract with Norcke shoes for a signature line of blue suede cleats. Rumor has it that the contract is in the millions and has a mysterious clause concerning a lifetime supply of jelly donoughts...

Recent hysteria over Elvis's provacative hip gyrations during end-zone dances has led NBC to only film his touchdown celebrations above the waist.

"W'uh-huh! W'uh-huh! Me all shuk-up!!"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-03-04
-
1
-
-
-
3
2004-03-06
1
-
-
-
-
1