Music act: Lupe Fiasco
Main role: vocalist/rapper
Most recent album: The great american rap album

Owing to his small stature and need for glasses, Wasulu turned to music to increase his reputability. He was horrified to learn that becoming a member of a bloodbowl team was in the small print of his first record deal, but has since developed a unique technique for not being blocked - he confuses the opposition with clever mind tricks involving speaking very quickly in rhymes. Although he is the inventor of this technique - he attributes this honour to team mate John Cena, on the account that he is much bigger.