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Thick Skull
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This player is rumoured to be the high priest of the ancient cult of Cthulhudorf, an ancient slumbering entity who lives under Barak Fenrix and wakes every million years to eat a huge bowl of spaghetti carbonara, seasoned with the souls of all living creatures.
He wears his beard in a pattern resembling the infamous Spaghetti canal system in Marienburg in tribute.