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The ancient tome 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Dorfalaxy' is a truly remarkable book. Within the hallowed pages rest the details of every aspect of dorfdom, their culture, hobbies, national pastime (snotling golf) and even their names.
Or rather, it did... until this particular dorf ate the book after memorising the entire thing. His name is literal. He IS the HG2D.