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9-23-09
Victor the Merciless becomes the first player on the team to earn an MVP. Which is odd because he didn't do anything the whole game. No touchdowns, no casualties, nothing.
To this day Victor still thinks 'MVP' stands for 'Merciless Victor Props' and he still can't figure out why the rest of his team gets them.
9-30-09
Victor the Merciless is officially the fastest player on the team.
And he reminds everyone of it.
Constantly.
After practice he was heard saying "I'm faster than Chadwicks wife after a half-stein of ale."