9-26-09
Harold the Black intercepts a grenade thrown by a goblin star player from the team 'Flat-Footed Binstanders'. He then procedes to fling the explosive back into the goblin line, blowing four of them off their feet and opening a path through the cage to the ball carrier.
But none of that means jack since, at the time of writing this, Harold has contributed nothing but '-3' rushing yards to the team.

9-30-09
Harold the Black gets his first touchdown in an incredibly brutal game versus the dark elven team 'Toons on Roids'. The opening drive was particularly bloody, ending with at least four elves knocked out. The ensuing chaos was mouth-watering and the elves almost flipped the play to score an upset touch down. But when the dust had settled, it was Harold who walked away with the 3 SPP's.
Though Harold will tell stories of epic interceptions and shrugging off seemingly endless numbers of dark elves to reach the goal line, in fact, all he did was stand in the endzone and recieve a hand-off.